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Nightmare Abbey
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A witty Gothic satire of melancholy, Romantic excess, literary fashion, and philosophical gloom.
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Nightmare Abbey
Nightmare Abbey is a compact comic novel set among gloomy rooms, eccentric guests, disappointed lovers, and fashionable despair. Peacock turns Gothic atmosphere and Romantic melancholy into sharp literary satire, with playful portraits of poets, philosophers, and intellectual fashions.
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Nightmare Abbey, a venerable family-mansion, in a highly picturesque state of semi-dilapidation, pleasantly situated on a strip of dry land between the sea and the fens, at the verge of the county of Lincoln, had the honour to be the seat of Christopher Glowry, Esquire. This gentleman was naturally of an atrabilarious temperament, and much troubled with those phantoms of indigestion which are commonly called _blue devils_. He had been deceived in an early friendship: he had been crossed in love; and had offered his hand, from pique, to a lady, who accepted it from interest, and who, in so doing, violently tore asunder the bonds of a tried and youthful attachment. Her vanity was gratified by being the mistress of a very extensive, if not very lively, establishment; but all the springs of her sympathies were frozen. Riches she possessed, but that which enriches them, the participation of affection, was wanting. All that they could purchase for her became indifferent to her, because that which they could not purchase, and which was more valuable than themselves, she had, for their sake, thrown away. She discovered, when it was too late, that she had mistaken the means for the end--that riches, rightly used, are instruments of happiness, but are not in themselves happiness. In this wilful blight of her affections, she found them valueless as means: they had been the end to which she had immolated all her affections, and were now the only end that remained to her. She did not confess this to herself as a principle of action, but it operated through the medium of unconscious self-deception, and terminated in inveterate avarice. She laid on external things the blame of her mind's internal disorder, and thus became by degrees an accomplished scold.
She often went her daily rounds through a series of deserted apartments, every creature in the house vanishing at the creak of her shoe, much more at the sound of her voice, to which the nature of things affords no simile; for, as far as the voice of woman, when attuned by gentleness and love, transcends all other sounds in harmony, so far does it surpass all others in discord, when stretched into unnatural shrillness by anger and impatience.
Mr Glowry used to say that his house was no better than a spacious kennel, for every one in it led the life of a dog. Disappointed both in love and in friendship, and looking upon human learning as vanity, he had come to a conclusion that there was but one good thing in the world, _videlicet_, a good dinner; and this his parsimonious lady seldom suffered him to enjoy: but, one morning, like Sir Leoline in Christabel, 'he woke and found his lady dead,' and remained a very consolate widower, with one small child.
This only son and heir Mr Glowry had christened Scythrop, from the name of a maternal ancestor, who had hanged himself one rainy day in a fit of _toedium vitae_, and had been eulogised by a coroner's jury in the comprehensive phrase of _felo de se_; on which account, Mr Glowry held his memory in high honour, and made a punchbowl of his skull.
When Scythrop grew up, he was sent, as usual, to a public school, where a little learning was painfully beaten into him, and from thence to the university, where it was carefully taken out of him; and he was sent home like a well-threshed ear of corn, with nothing in his head: having finished his education to the high satisfaction of the master and fellows of his college, who had, in testimony of their approbation, presented him with a silver fish-slice, on which his name figured at the head of a laudatory inscription in some semi-barbarous dialect of Anglo-Saxonised Latin.
His fellow-students, however, who drove tandem and random in great perfection, and were connoisseurs in good inns, had taught him to drink deep ere he departed. He had passed much of his time with these choice spirits, and had seen the rays of the midnight lamp tremble on many a lengthening file of empty bottles. He passed his vacations sometimes at Nightmare Abbey, sometimes in London, at the house of his uncle, Mr Hilary, a very cheerful and elastic gentleman, who had married the sister of the melancholy Mr Glowry. The company that frequented his house was the gayest of the gay. Scythrop danced with the ladies and drank with the gentlemen, and was pronounced by both a very accomplished charming fellow, and an honour to the university.
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- 01Full text
- 02CHAPTER I
- 03locked up in his seraglio? His experience is no precedent for a free
- 04state of society like that in which we live.'
- 05their minds are always locked up, and vanity and interest keep the
- 06key. I speak feelingly, Scythrop.'
- 07The main body of the building was divided into rooms of state,
- 08spacious apartments for feasting, and numerous bed-rooms for visitors,
- 09who, however, were few and far between.
- 10CHAPTER II
- 11CHAPTER III
- 12you have me do?'
- 13CHAPTER IV
- 14Scythrop, with as little hesitation, answered, 'Yes, sir.'
- 15coast: but what are fens to love? What are dykes and windmills to
- 16Marionetta?'
- 17action which is the co-natal prerogative of every rational being.'
- 18We are all slaves and puppets of a blind and unpathetic necessity.'
- 19CHAPTER V
- 20Non facciamo confusione,'
- 21THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 22FATOUT
- 23THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 24MARIONETTA
- 25THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 26THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 27FATOUT
- 28THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 29So it was. An invaluable fellow that, Mr Larynx--invaluable, Miss
- 30O'Carroll.
- 31MARIONETTA
- 32So I should judge, indeed. He seems to serve you as a walking memory,
- 33and to be a living chronicle, not of your actions only, but of your
- 34thoughts.
- 35THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 36An excellent definition of the fellow, Miss O'Carroll,--excellent,
- 37upon my honour. Ha! ha! he! Heigho! Laughter is pleasant, but the
- 38exertion is too much for me.
- 39MR FLOSKY
- 40of the review; Marionetta inspected the novel, and Mr Listless the
- 41THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 42For a young man of fashion and family, Mr Listless, you seem to be of
- 43a very studious turn.
- 44THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 45THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 46THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 47And very often make the distress when the author has omitted it.
- 48MARIONETTA
- 49I shall try your patience some rainy morning, Mr Larynx; and Mr
- 50Listless shall recommend us the very newest new book, that every body
- 51reads.
- 52THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 53You shall receive it, Miss O'Carroll, with all the gloss of novelty;
- 54fresh as a ripe green-gage in all the downiness of its bloom. A
- 55mail-coach copy from Edinburgh, forwarded express from London.
- 56MR FLOSKY
- 57THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 58MR FLOSKY
- 59CHAPTER VI
- 60MARIONETTA
- 61You are very gallant, Mr Listless; and I dare say you are very fond of
- 62reading Dante.
- 63THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 64MARIONETTA
- 65No, read him some evening, by all means. Were you ever in love, Mr
- 66Listless?
- 67THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 68I assure you, Miss O'Carroll, never--till I came to Nightmare Abbey.
- 69I dare say it is very pleasant; but it seems to give so much trouble
- 70that I fear the exertion would be too much for me.
- 71MARIONETTA
- 72Shall I teach you a compendious method of courtship, that will give
- 73you no trouble whatever?
- 74THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 75You will confer on me an inexpressible obligation. I am all impatience
- 76to learn it.
- 77MARIONETTA
- 78and fixing all his attention on the beautiful speaker, did not observe
- 79THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 80You are pleased to be facetious, Miss O'Carroll. The lady would
- 81infallibly conclude that I was the greatest brute in town.
- 82MARIONETTA
- 83Far from it. She would say, perhaps, some people have odd methods of
- 84showing their affection.
- 85THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 86But I should think, with submission--
- 87Did I not hear Mr Listless observe that Dante is becoming fashionable?
- 88THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 89MR FLOSKY
- 90Having great wrath.
- 91MR FLOSKY
- 92This is no play upon words, but the sober sadness of veritable fact.
- 93THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 94Tea, late dinners, and the French Revolution. I cannot exactly see the
- 95connection of ideas.
- 96MR FLOSKY
- 97THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 98Nothing can be more luminous.
- 99THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 100And what has all that to do with Dante, and the blue devils?
- 101MR HILARY
- 102Not much, I should think, with Dante, but a great deal with the blue
- 103devils.
- 104MR FLOSKY
- 105MR TOOBAD
- 106That is, because the devil is come among us, and finds it for his
- 107interest to destroy all our perceptions of the distinctions of right
- 108and wrong.
- 109MARIONETTA
- 110I do not precisely enter into your meaning, Mr Flosky, and should be
- 111glad if you would make it a little more plain to me.
- 112MR FLOSKY
- 113MR HILARY
- 114THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 115It seems to be the case with us at present, or we should not have
- 116interrupted Miss O'Carroll's music with this exceedingly dry
- 117conversation.
- 118MR FLOSKY
- 119I should be most happy if Miss O'Carroll would remind us that there
- 120are yet both music and sunshine--
- 121THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 122In the voice and the smile of beauty. May I entreat the favour
- 123All were silent, and Marionetta sung:
- 124CHAPTER VII
- 125you positively believe there are such things as mermaids?'
- 126MR ASTERIAS
- 127Most assuredly; and tritons too.
- 128THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 129What! things that are half human and half fish?
- 130MR ASTERIAS
- 131THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 132Nothing could be more logical.
- 133MR ASTERIAS
- 134Five years afterwards, some fishermen near Cadiz found in their nets a
- 135triton, or sea man; they spoke to him in several languages--
- 136THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 137They were very learned fishermen.
- 138MR HILARY
- 139They had the gift of tongues by especial favour of their brother
- 140fisherman, Saint Peter.
- 141THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 142Is Saint Peter the tutelar saint of Cadiz?
- 143THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 144FATOUT
- 145Mermaid! mer-r-m-m-aid! Ah! merry maid! Oui, monsieur! Yes, sir, very
- 146many. I vish dere vas von or two here in de kitchen--ma foi! Dey be
- 147all as melancholic as so many tombstone.
- 148THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 149I mean, Fatout, an odd kind of human fish.
- 150FATOUT
- 151De odd fish! Ah, oui! I understand de phrase: ve have seen nothing
- 152else since ve left town--ma foi!
- 153THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 154You seem to have a cup too much, sir.
- 155FATOUT
- 156Non, monsieur: de cup too little. De fen be very unwholesome, and I
- 157drink-a-de ponch vid Raven de butler, to keep out de bad air.
- 158THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 159Fatout! I insist on your being sober.
- 160FATOUT
- 161THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 162MR ASTERIAS
- 163THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 164You are pleased to be severe upon our fashionable belles lettres.
- 165MR ASTERIAS
- 166THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 167MARIONETTA
- 168MR FLOSKY
- 169A subtle question, raised among
- 170Those out o' their wits, and those i' the wrong:
- 171MR HILARY
- 172MARIONETTA
- 173as that between Macedon and Monmouth.
- 174CHAPTER VIII
- 175MARIONETTA
- 176I must apologise for intruding on you, Mr Flosky; but the interest
- 177which I--you--take in my cousin Scythrop--
- 178MR FLOSKY
- 179Pardon me, Miss O'Carroll; I do not take any interest in any person or
- 180thing on the face of the earth; which sentiment, if you analyse it,
- 181you will find to be the quintessence of the most refined philanthropy.
- 182MARIONETTA
- 183I will take it for granted that it is so, Mr Flosky; I am not
- 184conversant with metaphysical subtleties, but--
- 185MR FLOSKY
- 186MARIONETTA
- 187Indeed, Mr Flosky, it suggests no such notion to me. I have sought you
- 188for the purpose of obtaining information.
- 189No one ever sought me for such a purpose before.
- 190MARIONETTA
- 191I think, Mr Flosky--that is, I believe--that is, I fancy--that is, I
- 192imagine--
- 193MR FLOSKY
- 194MARIONETTA
- 195I assure you, Mr Flosky, I care no more about metaphysics than I do
- 196about the bank; and, if you will condescend to talk to a simple girl
- 197in intelligible terms--
- 198MR FLOSKY
- 199Say not condescend! Know you not that you talk to the most humble of
- 200men, to one who has buckled on the armour of sanctity, and clothed
- 201himself with humility as with a garment?
- 202MARIONETTA
- 203My cousin Scythrop has of late had an air of mystery about him, which
- 204gives me great uneasiness.
- 205MR FLOSKY
- 206MARIONETTA
- 207MARIONETTA
- 208Surely, Mr Flosky, you cannot suspect me of wishing to adopt or
- 209encourage such base and contemptible arts.
- 210MR FLOSKY
- 211MARIONETTA
- 212MR FLOSKY
- 213MARIONETTA
- 214Will you oblige me, Mr Flosky, by giving me a plain answer to a plain
- 215question?
- 216MR FLOSKY
- 217It is impossible, my dear Miss O'Carroll. I never gave a plain answer
- 218to a question in my life.
- 219MARIONETTA
- 220Do you, or do you not, know what is the matter with my cousin?
- 221MR FLOSKY
- 222MARIONETTA
- 223I see, Mr Flosky, that either you have no information, or are
- 224determined not to impart it; and I beg your pardon for having given
- 225you this unnecessary trouble.
- 226MR FLOSKY
- 227CHAPTER IX
- 228Scythrop was confounded. What was become of all her passion and her
- 229tears? Still kneeling, he kissed her hand with rueful timidity, and
- 230said, in most pathetic accents, 'Do you not love me, Marionetta?'
- 231still looked up incredulously. 'No, I tell you.'
- 232there are those in the world--'
- 233your designs, you ungenerous monster?'
- 234again, one of us will be married, and we might as well be dead, you
- 235know, Scythrop.'
- 236Scythrop was not exactly prepared for this decisive step; but he could
- 237only stammer out, 'Really, sir, you are too good;' and Mr Glowry
- 238departed to bring Mr Hilary to ratify the act.
- 239Marionetta blushed, and was silent. Scythrop was also silent for a
- 240time, and at length hesitatingly said, 'My dear sir, your goodness
- 241overpowers me; but really you are so precipitate.'
- 242devil is come among us sure enough, as Mr Toobad observes: I thought
- 243you and Marionetta were both of a mind.'
- 244to his tower.
- 245quarrel, nothing more. Whims, freaks, April showers. They will be
- 246blown over by to-morrow.'
- 247fools.'
- 248CHAPTER X
- 249A lady so richly clad as she,
- 250Beautiful exceedingly.'
- 251and not a little perplexed.
- 252CHAPTER XI
- 253The conversation that took place when the wine was in circulation, and
- 254the ladies were withdrawn, we shall report with our usual scrupulous
- 255fidelity.
- 256MR GLOWRY
- 257This is the only social habit that the disappointed spirit never
- 258unlearns.
- 259It is the only piece of academical learning that the finished educatee
- 260retains.
- 261It is the only objective fact which the sceptic can realise.
- 262It is the only styptic for a bleeding heart.
- 263It is the only trouble that is very well worth taking.
- 264It is the only key of conversational truth.
- 265It is the only antidote to the great wrath of the devil.
- 266It is the only symbol of perfect life. The inscription 'HIC NON
- 267BIBITUR' will suit nothing but a tombstone.
- 268MR GLOWRY
- 269MR CYPRESS
- 270MR GLOWRY
- 271Not a grain.
- 272SCYTHROP
- 273THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 274SCYTHROP
- 275MR CYPRESS
- 276Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with
- 277his wife is absolved from all duty to his country. I have written an
- 278ode to tell the people as much, and they may take it as they list.
- 279SCYTHROP
- 280Do you suppose, if Brutus had quarrelled with his wife, he would have
- 281given it as a reason to Cassius for having nothing to do with his
- 282enterprise? Or would Cassius have been satisfied with such an excuse?
- 283MR FLOSKY
- 284Brutus was a senator; so is our dear friend: but the cases are
- 285different. Brutus had some hope of political good: Mr Cypress has
- 286none. How should he, after what we have seen in France?
- 287SCYTHROP
- 288MR CYPRESS
- 289MR FLOSKY
- 290MR HILARY
- 291MR TOOBAD
- 292MR FLOSKY
- 293The false knave, sir, is my honest friend; therefore, I beseech you,
- 294let him be countenanced. God forbid but a knave should have some
- 295countenance at his friend's request.
- 296MR TOOBAD
- 297MR CYPRESS
- 298MR HILARY
- 299MR CYPRESS
- 300MR HILARY
- 301You talk like a Rosicrucian, who will love nothing but a sylph, who
- 302does not believe in the existence of a sylph, and who yet quarrels
- 303with the whole universe for not containing a sylph.
- 304MR CYPRESS
- 305The mind is diseased of its own beauty, and fevers into false
- 306creation. The forms which the sculptor's soul has seized exist only in
- 307himself.
- 308MR FLOSKY
- 309MR HILARY
- 310MR TOOBAD
- 311How can we be cheerful with the devil among us!
- 312THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 313How can we be cheerful when our nerves are shattered?
- 314MR FLOSKY
- 315that is growing too wise for its betters?
- 316SCYTHROP
- 317How can we be cheerful when our great general designs are crossed
- 318every moment by our little particular passions?
- 319MR CYPRESS
- 320How can we be cheerful in the midst of disappointment and despair?
- 321MR GLOWRY
- 322Let us all be unhappy together.
- 323MR HILARY
- 324Let us sing a catch.
- 325MR GLOWRY
- 326No: a nice tragical ballad. The Norfolk Tragedy to the tune of the
- 327Hundredth Psalm.
- 328MR HILARY
- 329I say a catch.
- 330MR GLOWRY
- 331I say no. A song from Mr Cypress.
- 332ALL
- 333A song from Mr Cypress.
- 334MR GLOWRY
- 335Admirable. Let us all be unhappy together.
- 336MR HILARY
- 337Now, I say again, a catch.
- 338THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 339I am for you.
- 340ME HILARY
- 341THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 342Agreed. I'll be Harry Gill, with the voice of three. Begin
- 343MR HILARY AND THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 344The bowl goes trim: the moon doth shine:
- 345And our ballast is old wine.
- 346Mr Cypress, having his ballast on board, stepped, the same evening,
- 347into his bowl, or travelling chariot, and departed to rake seas and
- 348rivers, lakes and canals, for the moon of ideal beauty.
- 349CHAPTER XII
- 350MR FLOSKY
- 351By far the greater number, to a very great degree.
- 352THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 353Really, that is very alarming!
- 354MR FLOSKY
- 355THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 356I am happy to say, I never have, for one.
- 357THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 358We have such high authority for ghosts, that it is rank scepticism to
- 359disbelieve them. Job saw a ghost, which came for the express purpose
- 360of asking a question, and did not wait for an answer.
- 361THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 362Because Job was too frightened to give one.
- 363THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 364MR TOOBAD
- 365Saying, The devil is come among you, having great wrath.
- 366MR FLOSKY
- 367MR HILARY
- 368Jolly ghosts, and no doubt all friars. A similar party took possession
- 369of the cellar of M. Swebach, the painter, in Paris, drank his wine,
- 370and threw the empty bottles at his head.
- 371THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 372An atrocious act.
- 373MR FLOSKY
- 374THE REVEREND MR LARYNX
- 375MR FLOSKY
- 376MR HILARY
- 377MR FLOSKY
- 378THE HONOURABLE MR LISTLESS
- 379And have proved, I doubt not, 'palpable to feeling as to sight.'
- 380MR FLOSKY
- 381CHAPTER XIII
- 382doubt there is a lady up stairs.'
- 383place, and make her escape.'
- 384a lady to jump down.'
- 385Mr Glowry took the key, searched every nook of the tower, and
- 386returned.
- 387that demure visage of yours. What was that lumbering sound I heard
- 388before you opened the door?'
- 389which I moved on rising to let you in.'
- 390not a tenth part.'
- 391surfaces produce two voices when nobody speaks? I heard two voices,
- 392and one was feminine; feminine, sir: what say you to that?'
- 393voice I heard.'
- 394love--whom you profess to love, sir--'
- 395partly cartilaginous. This internal canal is--'
- 396I expect--'
- 397Marionetta--'
- 398do, or what I am going to do, or what any one is going to do; for all
- 399this is incomprehensible.'
- 400if you will but have the goodness to leave us alone.'
- 401incident belong?'
- 402from concave surfaces.'
- 403Mogul has taken lodgings at Kensington, and the external part of the
- 404ear is a cartilaginous funnel.'
- 405here?'
- 406came here?'
- 407chosen a husband for you, you thought proper to run away from him; and
- 408now, to all appearance, you have run away to him.'
- 409first time in our lives.'
- 410him.'
- 411CHAPTER XIV
- 412Scythrop was still in this position when Raven entered to announce
- 413that dinner was on table.
- 414Raven sighed. 'Something is the matter,' said Raven: 'but man is born
- 415to trouble.'
- 416but man is born to trouble!'
- 417There is nobody left but Mr Asterias and his son, and they are going
- 418to-night.'
- 419Miss O'Carroll say any thing?'
- 420thing under the sun. You may as well dine first, and be miserable
- 421afterwards.'
- 422therefore, bring me----'
- 423writing for your satisfaction. The crisis of my fate is come: the
- 424might have found it very feasible in his lodgings at Kensington; but
- 425it will not do in Lincolnshire. Will you have Miss Toobad?'
- 426make a cool, calm choice, and I will exert myself in your behalf.'
- 427either.'
- 428irresistibly.'
- 429cannot choose either. I am doomed to be the victim of eternal
- 430disappointments; and I have no resource but a pistol.'
- 431little patience--but a week's patience; and it shall be.'
- 432Mr Glowry ordered his travelling chariot, and departed from the abbey.
- 433CHAPTER XV
- 434fast.'
- 435Scythrop impatiently broke the seals. The contents were these:
- 436CELINDA FLOSKY
- 437MARIONETTA LISTLESS
- 438Scythrop tore both the letters to atoms, and railed in good set terms
- 439against the fickleness of women.
- 440maidens in England.'
- 441bow.'
- 442almost eight.'
- 443THE END
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